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"I no longer know if I wish to drown myself in love, vodka, or the sea." -Grantaire, Les Misérables, describing fandoms accurately since 1832

you-have-been-johnlocked:

nuttersandacorn:

#omg dad ur embarrassing me

#omg dad not in front of John

(Source: darlingbenny, via mylonelyangel10)

— 48 minutes ago with 54867 notes
#sherlock 

dwarfracistpartykingthranduil:

sirenstrike:

How this conversation really went in my head.

this is terrible but i imagine they have odd fights about who has the most majestic hair. And the subject of Legolas is brought up into the conversation at weird moments.

reblogging again because this is hilarious XD

(Source: eliizabethtudor, via travellinglordoftime)

— 4 hours ago with 20021 notes
#the hobbit  #thranduil 
leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

(Source: htkfr, via travellinglordoftime)

— 4 hours ago with 210294 notes
King of France:and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
Advisor:well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
King of France:send funds to America
— 4 hours ago with 18715 notes
#history  #france  #england  #reblogging again because 

hemmimgs:

omegleofficial:

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

wait for it

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(via giraffes-are-fantastic)

— 4 hours ago with 235986 notes
#spn  #yep i knew it was coming before it loaded 

trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

(via giraffes-are-fantastic)

— 4 hours ago with 173325 notes
#lincoln 

almost-tumbir-famous:

xxphuckin-wickedxx:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

(via thedoctorsavedgallifrey)

— 4 hours ago with 217290 notes
#america  #england  #i reblogged this before but it's gold  #teachers 

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

(via iloveartemus)

— 4 hours ago with 41033 notes

dominospizzadelivery:

Hes literally buried so deep that he cant see any light

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via nerd-in-the-tardis)

— 4 hours ago with 33963 notes

arthurkirklandofficial:

Do yOU EVER JUST SEE A REALLY ATTRACTIVE PiCTURE OF YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER AND YOU JUST

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(via nerd-in-the-tardis)

— 4 hours ago with 10443 notes

placebonacebo:

I have tons of homework but funimation said I should be watching

(via travellinglordoftime)

— 6 hours ago with 15410 notes

gessorly:

tyrror:

ruingaraf:

themarchrabbit:

Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.

Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.

This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “stupid fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.

SCIENCE

thank you

this is one of the best comments this post has recieved

I have witnessed:

Two professors hiding around a corner and snickering, “Shhh, here she comes!” While a female professor approached and, when she finally found them, she proceeded to scream while pointing from one to the other, “You! I called your office but you weren’t there! So I tried to call YOUR office to figure out where HE was but YOU weren’t there!”

Two grad students standing outside a closed and locked door yelling, “Come out of the damn office. You haven’t left for days. If you didn’t have a couch in there I’d be concerned as to where you were sleeping!”

A religious studies professor apologizing for being late to class because, “security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit”

Watched a professor snort the results of my experiment to determine if I had the right final compound.

Two archeology professors toss priceless fossilized teeth back and forth in an attempt to figure out who is smarter by “guessing the type of tooth and species of animal before it lands”

Multiple fully degreed individuals throw dry ice at one another in an attempt to be first to use the lab/get that piece of equipment/or change the iPod song.

A genetics professor build furniture out of stacks of paper and planks of wood because she is that far behind in grading papers/responding. One of the impromptu furniture pieces housed a fish tank.

I could go on but I think that covers the larger portion of the insanity…

Every time it comes around on my dash, it gets better.

(via tiny-tveit)

— 6 hours ago with 42222 notes
#science 

thetruthneverlies:

kurtrachelandagayhighfive:

tennants-hair:

why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies

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Because it’s terrifying as fuck

(via travellinglordoftime)

— 6 hours ago with 248451 notes
#villains  #umbridge  #pink brings out the worst in you  #apparently