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"I no longer know if I wish to drown myself in love, vodka, or the sea." -Grantaire, Les Misérables, describing fandoms accurately since 1832

lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

(Source: draculas-asshole, via zamwinchester)

— 17 hours ago with 438373 notes
a-spooky-closed-casket:

michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

I didn’t understand what the jab was at until I read the last line

a-spooky-closed-casket:

michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

I didn’t understand what the jab was at until I read the last line

(Source: proudtortoise, via zamwinchester)

— 17 hours ago with 68990 notes
mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’ 

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.
At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”
About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”
Or have it in code:
I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.

At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”

About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”

Or have it in code:

I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

(Source: daenerystarscaryen, via tiny-tveit)

— 17 hours ago with 27610 notes
#oh my god :D  #voldemort 
gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

(Source: kaktusist, via tiny-tveit)

— 17 hours ago with 200320 notes
tardis-mind-palace:

dan-phil-phandom:

This is one of my favourite pictures of Ben. Then you have martin in the reflection laughing.

THAT IS ACTUALLY HIM OG MY FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS A COSPLAYER HOLY SHIT

tardis-mind-palace:

dan-phil-phandom:

This is one of my favourite pictures of Ben.
Then you have martin in the reflection laughing.

THAT IS ACTUALLY HIM OG MY FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS A COSPLAYER HOLY SHIT

(Source: tyler-oakley-bae, via zamwinchester)

— 17 hours ago with 91816 notes
#benedict cumberbatch 

playbill:

Happy Birthday Aaron Tveit!

Next to Normal and Catch Me If You Can star Aaron Tveit was born on October 21. Check out photos, videos and more at PlaybillVault.com.

(via cosettecourgette)

— 17 hours ago with 1275 notes
#happy birthday you beautiful human being  #aaron tveit 

krxs10:

but it’s not about race right?

(via zamwinchester)

— 18 hours ago with 43773 notes
#what.the.fuck 

rowrz:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

image

(via supermortalwhopotterlock)

— 18 hours ago with 184315 notes

 

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

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— 18 hours ago with 17246 notes
#hp  #marauders 
Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


Answer:

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

— 18 hours ago with 165308 notes

angelshavethephonebox:

mypatronusisyou:

hellohappylisa:

stop-on-astaire:

I’ve been waiting for this gifset my whole life.

So I’m assuming at least 95% of tumblr is hearing this whole scene perfectly in their head, right?

the idea of people not hearing this in their head is inconceivable

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

(Source: tickatocka, via specimensteverogers)

— 18 hours ago with 134177 notes

bioterrors:

when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set

image

(Source: bauks, via travellingghostoftime)

— 18 hours ago with 114018 notes