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"I no longer know if I wish to drown myself in love, vodka, or the sea." -Grantaire, Les Misérables, describing fandoms accurately since 1832

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

(via bassgirl27)

— 13 seconds ago with 44813 notes

dean-and-his-gay-thing:

water-bottle-drop-warning:

I swear they all have Tumblr accounts

this has got to be the best thing ever

(Source: muse-quotes, via bassgirl27)

— 20 seconds ago with 275371 notes
#youtube 

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

(via bassgirl27)

— 1 minute ago with 13511 notes

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(Source: allyasavedthedayagain, via reality-can-s-my-d)

— 1 minute ago with 334845 notes
#puns 
moistnoodles:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO
Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

moistnoodles:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

(Source: srsfunny, via maroonwombat)

— 3 minutes ago with 145822 notes
#art  #how does that even  #I DON`T UNDERSTAND  #mahogany 

So this happened at Subway the other day

Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
Sandwich Artist:Who's that guy?
Me:Um... John Green.
Sandwich Artist:I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
Me:No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
Sandwich Artist:oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.
— 4 minutes ago with 11527 notes
#john green 

ledaclones:

it’s the scottish independence referendum tomorrow

or as i like to call it

the great british break off

(via laissezferre)

— 5 minutes ago with 7252 notes
#puns  #oh god damnit people... :D 

spikespiegell:

*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings

(via bassgirl27)

— 16 minutes ago with 40546 notes
"More like crapitalism"
Karl Marx (via queerandpresentdanger)

(Source: bewbin, via bassgirl27)

— 17 minutes ago with 21981 notes
"If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded."
Cosette, Book III (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
— 19 minutes ago with 5448 notes
#cosette  #oh i wish  #les mis